Sun. Feb 28th, 2021
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A wife has spotted the one teaspoon that her husband failed to wash after he spent 6 hours cleaning their kitchen.

Harry Lynch had to clean his kitchen as punishment for staying out late over the weekend.

He told Newry Spud:

“I had been a naughty boy staying out late on Saturday so as a punishment I had to make sure that the kitchen was clean and tidy. I got up really early on Monday, despite having a horrendous hangover and spent six hours cleaning the kitchen from top to bottom. When she finally got out of bed and came down for the royal inspection, the first thing she did was notice the teaspoon that I’d just used to make myself a cup of tea. I felt crushed.”

Wife Linda said:

“When a man says he’s going to do something, I’d like to think that he’s going to do what he says he’s going to do. My husband now has a new name – I call him Harry Half-Job because he only gives things 50% of his effort. I’d like a real man in my life – one with loads of money, a fast car and a massive willy.”

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