Tue. Dec 1st, 2020


A study has linked every traffic warden in the Newry area with Hitler’s Gestapo we can now reveal.

Set up by Hermann Göring in 1933 as the paramilitary wing of the Nazi party they walk around in their red jackets like fascists.

One traffic warden told us in between giving out tickets:

“It is a great position to be in. We give out tickets on a whim really LOL. It is a fun and most enjoyable job. Weather or not we are aligned to the Gestapo or not that is another story.”

One local motorist told us:

“They’re cunts.”

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