Ireland’s first ever midget strip club will open in Newry next month it has been revealed.
Opening on Hill Street ‘Frigid Midget’ will cater for Newry folks who appreciate the ‘little’ things in life.
Lead stripper Tina Tinyfeet told Newry Spud:
“We heard that Newry is full of absolute pervs and hallions so it just felt right that we open our club in Newry. I look forward to greeting all you men and women with my chubby little hand.”