Tesco’s in Newry have stopped allowing local charitable causes from packing customers bags for a donation after thousands of complaints that the packing is so bad that it absolutely fucks up your groceries before you get them through the front door we can reveal.
Packing bags is a great way for local charities to raise much needed funds but charities in Newry seem to have become complacent and Tesco’s will no longer stand for it.
One Newry shopper Kate Marron who complained to Tesco’s about the state of her shopping last weekend when some dancing club or something packed her bag told Newry Spud:
“They’ll pack tins of beans on top of a fresh lettuce on top of milk on top of cream cakes, pulverising everything and finishing it off with a precariously perched bottle of wine that slips out and shatters on the car park. Fucking idiots.”
A Tesco spokeswoman confirmed they will no longer allow ‘amateur bag packers’ to raise funds for charity due to high levels of complaints and incompetence.