Newry Swimming pool experienced a very embarrassing and sensitive moment this morning we can reveal.
The Newry Swingers Association who meet weekly at the Bernish Viewpoint booked the pool for a special ‘water sports’ event but it was only after 5 minutes into the event that pool staff realised it wasn’t water polo they were playing.
One pool attendant told Newry Spud:
“We heard a group were coming in for a water sports morning, I walked in to the pool area and what I saw will live with me forever, a 60 year old woman relieving herself on some oul man, golden shower apparently it’s called.”
The Newry Swingers association spoke to us after the highly embarrassing event and they said:
“How could they not fucking know what we meant? Anyway, looks like its Camlough Lake for us now.”