Wed. Nov 25th, 2020

Newry Swimming pool experienced a very embarrassing and sensitive moment this morning we can reveal.

The Newry Swingers Association who meet weekly at the Bernish Viewpoint booked the pool for a special ‘water sports’ event but it was only after 5 minutes into the event that pool staff realised it wasn’t water polo they were playing.

One pool attendant told Newry Spud:

“We heard a group were coming in for a water sports morning, I walked in to the pool area and what I saw will live with me forever, a 60 year old woman relieving herself on some oul man, golden shower apparently it’s called.”

The Newry Swingers association spoke to us after the highly embarrassing event and they said:

“How could they not fucking know what we meant? Anyway, looks like its Camlough Lake for us now.”

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