Sat. Jan 23rd, 2021



A 58 year-old swimming instructor is ‘making the pool wetter’ with his female fan club, all due to his unseemly tight swimming trunks we can reveal.

John ‘Zoot’ O’Hanlon has women standing in the viewing area waiting for him to emerge from the pool with his ‘ever so tight’ trunks leaving very little to the imagination.

We spoke with one man Rodney Hanna who wishes to remain anonymous and he told us:


“It’s getting ridiculous now baah. The queue of desperate lonely women, housewives, MILF’s, GILF’s all trying to get into for a glimpse of John with his Budgie Smugglers on is very distracting to the rest of us. He’s even believing the hype himself, he now thinks he can pass as a Sylvester Stallone lookalike.”

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