Sun. Dec 6th, 2020





Newry Spud’s staff have asked the editorial team to get them PTSD counselling after they had to watch the recently leaked ‘sex video’ involving a well-known Newry Country and Western singer and some fat barman we can reveal.

After watching the fat dude getting his pink Baloney Pony sucked we can confirm that the video is not exactly what one would call ‘spectacular’ and will give the viewer nightmares not wet dreams.




We spoke with a local Newry man who was sent the video nasty via WhatsApp and he told us:

“It was gross. When I heard that there was a video going about I couldn’t wait to see it. But imagine my disappointment to see a washed-up singer sucking the cheesy knob off a fat local barman. Ugghh.”

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