Sun. Nov 29th, 2020

In what is seen as an ‘extraordinary’ and ‘progressive’ move, Newry Sinn Féin are to gather today at their Kilmorey Terrace headquarters at 3pm for the Queen’s speech we can reveal.

Lady Liz Kimmins a Sinn Féin Councillor who we sensationally revealed was in a ‘committed & loving relationship’ with Prince Harry has made the ‘ground breaking’ event possible.

Senior Newry Sinn Féin man Charlie Casey told Newry Spud:

“We’ve made this decision because of Liz’s very ‘close association’ with that ginger fucker. But we have to be mindful that Her Majesty pays all of our bills at the end of the day. So, without reservation, today we will observe, respect, and take heed of Queen Elizabeth, by the Grace of God, Queen of this Realm and of Her other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith’s speech.”

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