Tue. Dec 1st, 2020


A Bessbrook business has been awarded a lucrative deal with the British & Irish governments to build scaffolding for watchtowers for BREXIT frontline troops along the border we can reveal.

The deal estimated to be worth in the region of £4.9 million was awarded to Archview Scaffold Solutions and is thought to be the largest of its kind and will bring much needed work for scaffolders in the district.

An Archview Scaffold Solutions spokesman told Newry Spud:

“Ahh fuck thon BREXIT is the best thing since a McCann’s sliced pan loaf baah. I really don’t know why people are yapping about it to be honest. I can’t tell you the sensitive details about when we are building the BREXIT watchtowers but it’s inside the next fortnight.”

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