Fri. Jan 22nd, 2021

Newry Rainbow Community the group that represents the LGBT people in the city are offering hetrosexual sufferers ‘Straight Cure Therapy’ we can reveal.

The group will deal with ‘obviously sick’ straight people who think living a hetrosexual lifestyle is ‘normal’.

Newry Rainbow Community spokeswoman Eileen Dover told us:

“With all the talk this week of ‘Gay Therapy’ we thought we’d offer our own version for anyone out there living a disgusting straight, hetrosexual lifestyle. Surely it’s like me, it works both ways.”

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