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Newry PSNI have successfully raided every known address in the Barcroft Estate today, they have confirmed.

Named ‘Operation: Just Fucking Raid Them All’, the entire process took a total of seven hours, with hundreds of officers being drafted in from neighbouring forces.

Still excited from his successful entry to 34 homes in 12 minutes, one officer told Newry Spud:

“We seemed to be getting constant reports of illegal activity from different houses in Barcroft, and it got to the point that there were more houses under suspicion than not, so we just thought fuck it, we’ll raid all of them, save time”.

Many innocent people were caught up in the mass raids, including 34-year-old Peader O’Phile who told Newry Spud:

“I was furious when officers smashed in my door and ripped my house to pieces looking for drugs. I don’t do drugs; I never have, so someone better pay for this damage.

I’ve got some girl gagged and tied up in the attic though, so I’m quite pleased they didn’t look in there.”