Fri. Nov 27th, 2020



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Newry swimming pool has come in for criticism after banning fat men because of their tits it has been revealed.

The swimming pool management team have said that some of the obese men who use the pool have tits that would make Dolly Parton jealous because of their massive size.




A spokesman for the swimming pool told us:

“We’ve had to put a stop to the big men coming into the pool topless. It’s very off putting for the other pool users; some of these men have diddies that are like beach balls. They can use the pool if they wear a bikini top but the days of topless men with tits hanging down to their bellybutton are over.”



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