A Newry pizza spot has come under pressure from health officials after launching their ‘Holy Mary, Mother of God’ pizza that consists of a double cheese based pizza deep fried in chicken fat.
A Daisy Hill Hospital spokesman has called La Dolce Vita’s new dish ‘crazy’ and ‘irresponsible’ after several customers have had several strokes, heart attacks and severe blockages of the rectums after eating the pizzas.
A spokesman for La Dolce Vita told Newry Spud:
“The ‘Holy Mary, Mother of God’ pizza has been a massive success since we launched it last week. While we don’t advise customers to eat more than one a month some have got carried away and have ended up hospitalised with severe health problems. But, we do have a health warning on the box so we do everything we can to warn dick heads who would eat this shit.”