Sat. Jan 16th, 2021

Newry Pest Control has said ‘our phones have not stopped’ after Arsenal beat Chelsea to win the FA Cup or something.

It is thought to be reported all over the place and indeed on Facebook that ‘life sized creatures’ have been seen crawling out of the woodwork.

A Newry Pest Control spokesman told us:

“Jaysus as soon as Arsenal won the FA Cup today the phones just went fucking Boo-Ga-Loo. I don’t know what people think we can do with part-time Arsenal fans coming out of the woodwork now that they won something. Even Celtic fans are celebrating because Kieran Tierney plays for Arsenal now. That being said for a small £60 call out fee we will certainly go out and spray them with ‘wise to fuck up’ spray.”

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