Sat. Nov 28th, 2020


A local well known pervert hates the cold weather we are having at present because ‘the girls are hiding their bears’ he has said today.

Gary GimpMask who thrives in the months June-August when there is a remote possibility Newry will get at least a few days hot weather as he takes up his seat under the ‘Big Screen’ and watches the ‘yokes and their diddies’.

Gary told Newry Spud:

“I hate this cowl weather baah. All the fine girls are wrapped up and apart from the odd granny or fat yoke with swingers down to her knees. I can’t get a decent look at anything at all.Ket baah.”

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