A local Newry creep has thanked God for the hot weather today as he installed himself on Hill Street to watch the girls go pass in their short skirts he has claimed.
Ryan Foureyes told Newry Spud:
“I was praying for weeks that we might get some sun so I could go and sit by the big screen and perv like fuck at the yokes going by. With the recent colder weather the quality of the women just wasn’t what one would expect for this season of the year. But I have to say so far today the diddies and holes have been quite superb if truth where to be towl.”