Most Newry families are in shock at the revelation that their Da’s are really interested in the Women’s Beach Volleyball at the Rio Olympics we can reveal.
While usually sitting on the couch sleeping and scratching their balls on an average Sunday it has been reported that most dads are watching the scantily clad women taking part in the beach volleyball.
One shocked onlooker told Newry Spud:
“All this time and I thought dad was only interested in quiz shows and the news, I was so taken back when I saw how interested and happy he was while watching the women’s beach volleyball game today between Brazil and Russia. I haven’t seen him this happy since he won a tenner on a scratch card a few months ago.”