Our Council Wins ‘Sexiest Council in UK & Ireland’


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A new study has revealed that the Newry, Mourne & Down District Council are the sexiest council in both the UK & Ireland.

The study notes that our local political representatives are just a cut above the rest in terms of sex appeal, attractiveness and all around awesomeness.

Topping the poll in the sexiest male category was William Walker of the DUP, his rugged good looks and manly mustache propelled him to the top of the pile.

Most attractive female was Sinn Fein’s Valerie Harte said to be ‘Beautifully elegant.’

Others topping the polls were SDLP’s Brian Quinn for ‘Best hair’ and Davey Hyland who blew all competition away in the ‘Sorta a beard, but not really a beard’ category.