Thu. Jan 28th, 2021


The mothers of Newry have said they ‘fucking can’t wait’ to receive shite flowers and Around-A-Pound Toffifee chocolates they have revealed.

Mother’s Day known more locally as ‘fuck, what will I get the oul doll for under £3 a day’ will see a spike in sales at Newry’s many cheap shops.

One local mom told us:

“Oh I’m so excited. It’s not everyday my grown up adult children splash out on cheap dying flowers and thon wee pound toffee yokes in Around-A-Pound. Bring it on.”

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