Wed. Jan 20th, 2021

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After the well-known and much popular porn website Brazzers was hacked this week Newry men are in fear that their wives and girlfriends will discover just how fucked up their sexual tastes are it has been revealed.

Newry has always been known for its horny population being voted Northern Ireland’s most ‘horny town/city’ back in 2014 but this recent hack has uncovered some serious and disturbing trends.




The most commonly searched porn terms from Newry men include ‘midget and a donkey’ ‘black granny with greyhound’ ‘fat mature with baseball bat’ and probably the most disturbing search ‘Newry girl’.

One Newry Brazzer’s users Brian Cheesy-Balls told us:

“I’m petrified my girlfriend will find out how actually depraved I really am. She hasn’t a fucking clue the shit I search for on Brazzers, if she finds out she’ll leave me and I’ll probably lose my job as a priest.”



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