Fri. Jan 22nd, 2021



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Most Newry men have very small testicles we can reveal.

A study carried out by Queen University have Newry men ranked number one in the UK and Ireland with an average scrotal size of between 2 and 3 centimetres.

However, it is seen as an advantage for most men as having a large sagging sack is rather uncomfortable and unhygienic.




We spoke with one Newry man with a small ball sack Sid Hughes who told Newry Spud:

“I’m very comfortable with the overall heft of my scrotum. I can walk freely and openly. Rarely do I catch my testicles on bicycle seats, gateposts or an old woman’s face when standing up on the bus.

Meanwhile, sitting down is, and always has been, an absolute pleasure. I have actually had nightmares about what it would be like to sit on my own testicles.”



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