Sat. Dec 5th, 2020

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Most Newry men who have to sit in tonight to watch ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ with their women have already stocked up on bottles of beer for the fridge.

As most men know, women seem to find the dancing show ‘fun’ while men would in actual fact rather pour acid into their eyes and cut their ears off instead of having to watch pompous ‘celebrities’ dance around like cunts.

We spoke with one man David UnderThumb and he said:

“I have no option. I have to watch this shit with her. I sorta said that maybe I could go out with the lads for a few pints while it’s on but she gave me a look that would kill dead things so fuck it, I’m going to get full drunk and pretend its class craic.”

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