Sat. Dec 5th, 2020



All of the dads in the Newry area are said to be ‘so fucking excited’ about receiving Lynx Africa sets we can reveal.

The favourite gift for anyone over the age of 30 is said to be sold out in all shops in the Newry district.

We spoke with one Newry man who told us:

“Yeah, I literally can’t sleep with excitement for getting Lynx sets from the kids and grandkids. I’ve not even finished last years Lynx overdose and I use them twice a fucking day. I’d rather a kick in the balls than another Lynx set.”

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