Tue. Dec 1st, 2020


There is outrage after McDonald’s in Newry are giving away knuckle dusters in the shape of the famous ‘Golden Arches’ with every Big Mac sold we can reveal.

The restaurant situated on the Armagh Road at Damolly Retail Park is the only participating restaurant to give away the controversial ‘gift’.

A McDonald’s spokesman told Newry Spud:


“This is a new initiative that both feeds the customers and also enables them to have a self defence mechanism in place because living in Newry is a most daunting prospect for anybody.”

Meanwhile it is thought that Friar Tuck’s will now be offering petrol bombs with selected meals in order to compete with their multinational competitor.

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