Sun. Nov 29th, 2020

A Newry man who made breakfast for his wife this morning thinks he’s Gordon Ramsey after putting holes in the sausages before cooking them we can reveal.

Peadar Quinn put his knife into the sausages before throwing them in the pan because ‘it helps cook them throughout’ says the man who couldn’t make a Pot Noodle.

We spoke with Peadar this morning and he told us:

“Oh it’s a vital important part of cooking sausages. You should always put a lock of holes in them to let the steam in and out. I saw it on some TV programme or something, I’m seriously considering applying for Master Chef next year if truth to be towl.”

Please follow and like us: