Fri. Nov 27th, 2020

A south Armagh culchie is planning to wear an old Aran sweater he has owned since 1987 to his works Christmas party we can reveal.

Micky ShitKicker said his office is insisting on having a Christmas jumper night out to raise morale in the work place and to pretend to be all joyfully happy or something.

Micky told Newry Spud:

“I hate Christmas. If these dicks think I’m going to go and buy a Christmas jumper in Primark for £12 to ‘blend in’ with the rest of the wankers who don’t actually even know the reason behind Christmas, Santa’s Birthday, I’m wearing my oul Aran sweater that my oul doll knitted me in 1987.”

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