Fri. Jan 22nd, 2021

watching paint dry

A Newry man has spent the evening watching paint dry as Carl Frampton beat Scott Quigg in Manchester last night.

Darren Carroll spent the hour watching a tin of Dulux ‘Jasmine Shimmer’ drying on his living room wall. Carl Frampton and Scott Quigg struggled to make a fight out of the much anticipated event around the same time.

Darren told Newry Spud:

“Yeah so I was going to watch the fight on the telly and then I decided that I needed to paint the wall so I opened the tin of paint and started painting the wall and then I stopped for a bit to have a cup of tea and then I carried on for a bit and then after a while, I stopped. The boxing was on in the background but I’m not sure who won. I think they both did.”

Frampton won the fight in the end in a lacklustre fight.

Darren is hoping to visit Lidl tomorrow to buy some bleach to clean his toilet.

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