Wed. Jan 20th, 2021


A Newry business man has asked Newry Spud to help him in his quest to have the ‘perfect stag night’ we can reveal.

Conor Campbell the owner of Green Bikes is holding his stag night in Carlingford on the 12th of August and wants to have a ‘midget stripper’ perform for him.

Conor told Newry Spud:

“For years I’ve held a serious fetish for midgets. Now for my stag I’d love a midget to strip for me before I commit to my beloved normal sized Fiance. The midget doesn’t even need to be a woman, any midget at all. Please help me make this dream come true.”

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