Wed. Dec 2nd, 2020

A Newry man is to hold a protest in Newry today at his expulsion from a group WhatsApp conversation.

Ciaran Smartarse who was the one in the group making cheeky comments about the group admin and a few of the lads girlfriends was promptly removed from the group chat causing him no end of hurt and grief.

We spoke to Ciaran today:

“I thought my role with the lads was to be the smart-hole making crass and unnecessary comments, as it turns out they actually didn’t want me involved in the group and they don’t even like me. So with this in mind, I plan a protest tonight where I will chain myself to the big cannon outside the Town Hall until I am reinstalled in to the lads WhatsApp group chat.”

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