Newry Man Washes Dishes For For Wife’s Birthday


A Newry man has given his wife the best birthday present she could ever wish for by washing the dishes we can reveal.

Laim Fatspatrick had been promising to wash the dishes for months. But to his wife’s surprise, he waited until her 44th birthday to reveal that he’d actually washed them.

Wife Lisa told Newry Spud:

“He really is the best husband ever. It’s like a dream come true this. I can’t wait to get down the pub tonight and tell all my friends what he’s done for me. They’ll be so jealous.”

Husband Liam played down the gift saying:

“It was nothing really. The dishes needed done. Between you and me, I didn’t actually wash them – I went down to Argos and bought a new dishes. I really couldn’t be arsed to wash them I just fucked them in the wheelie bin. But don’t tell the wife that – she thinks I’m great now. “