Wed. Nov 25th, 2020

An uncontrollable erection caused a Newry man to stay in Newry swimming pool for 4 hours it has emerged.

Chris Root who was in for his monthly wash has spoken out about the incident that left him feeling highly embarrassed.

He told us:

“I was in for my normal wash when I saw a few MILF’s come in the pool and BOOM it just happened, I couldn’t get the Willy to go down and it was standing firmly to attention.

When the MILF’s left the pool another load came in and again I couldn’t get out of the pool without looking like a real pervert. Finally after 4 hours I was able to get out of the water but I looked like a ripe prune. I will make sure I have a five knuckle shuffle before going into the pool from now on.”

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