An uncontrollable erection caused a Newry man to stay in Newry swimming pool for 4 hours it has emerged.
Chris Root who was in for his monthly wash has spoken out about the incident that left him feeling highly embarrassed.
He told us:
“I was in for my normal wash when I saw a few MILF’s come in the pool and BOOM it just happened, I couldn’t get the Willy to go down and it was standing firmly to attention.
When the MILF’s left the pool another load came in and again I couldn’t get out of the pool without looking like a real pervert. Finally after 4 hours I was able to get out of the water but I looked like a ripe prune. I will make sure I have a five knuckle shuffle before going into the pool from now on.”