Sat. Nov 28th, 2020

A Newry man is relaxing in bed today after suffering from exhaustion because of sucking in his beer belly all night last night in Bellini’s we can reveal.

Pete Fatspatrick from Newry claims he ‘put on a few pound this past while’ without once acknowledging he was severely obese since he was 11 years-old.

A close friend of Wobbles told Newry Spud:

“It was just on ordinary night in Bellini’s; we actually got passed the bouncer with the God complex and were having a good night. We noticed Pete getting a bit red in the face, its then he collapsed and asked for oxygen. He was trying to make himself look a bit thinner but it’s a lost cause at this stage.”

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