Wed. Jan 27th, 2021


A Newry man who’s body is 99% covered in hair cannot ‘look at his woman the same way’ after seeing a nipple hair on her we can reveal.

The ‘nipple hair’ was discovered after an early morning interlude this morning and now the man is ‘litteraly sick’ every time he thinks of his woman.

The clearly distress man told Newry Spud:

“She’s perfect in every way. She’s loving, caring, considerate and kind but when I saw her stray nipple hair this morning I was sick to my stomach. I’ve decided to leave her. There’s just no coming back from this.”

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