Thu. Jan 28th, 2021


A Newry man is trying to get his wife ‘mental health intervention’ after she said she is to get breast reduction surgery we can reveal.

The news has shocked the man who says he only married the woman ‘because she had lovely set of diddies altogether’.

The 38 year old man John LovesTheBaps told us:

“I’m beside myself at the moment. The only real quality that she has is them fucking cracking set of wobblers. Now she wants to get them reduced because her back is in agony carrying them around all day, she’s a selfish bitch like.”

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