A Newry man who read one Irish News article about the RHI heating scandal is in the pub explaining to others about it like he’s Stephen fucking Nolan we can reveal.
Micky Bigballs who is a regular drinker at Armagh-Down and who has an opinion on everything said he ‘set the other idiots in the bar straight’.
Micky told Newry Spud:
“I was reading an Irish News piece by mistake when looking at the horse racing last week and I basically know absolutely everything about the RHI, the Assembly institutions and life in general.”
But regulars in the Armagh-Down rebuked his assertions telling us:
“Micky is known as ‘Mick the Dick’ by everyone here. He read one article and now thinks he’s some renewable heating savant or something.”