Tue. Dec 1st, 2020

A Newry man who peeled the spuds today for his family dinner thinks he should definitely get the ride tonight as way of a thank you from the woman he has said.

The man who never lifts a fucking finger in the house only peeled the spuds because the woman ‘has had a headache the last lock of nights’.

The frustrated blue-balled man told us:

“I think after spending 15 minutes trying to figure out how thon spud peeler yoke works and even putting the spuds on the hob I surely deserve a ride tonight baah. Fingers crossed, if she’s still not in better form after dinner I’ll head down and get her a Nuggy Pot. That always does the trick.”

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