Wed. Dec 2nd, 2020





A Newry man who said he refuses to register to vote for ‘privacy concerns’ has also admitted he’s on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram all of which know his cock size.

The man told his friends on Saturday night in the pub that ‘registering is a way to gather information’ and ‘it’s an infringement on personal privacy’ to have to register in order to democratically express your wishes.




When his stunned and somewhat bemused friends pointed out he’s an addict of social media websites that know his shoe size and what he had to eat for breakfast he shrugged them off calling them ‘weirdos’.

Meanwhile Facebook have confirmed the man has not registered to vote and that he masturbates 4 times daily while playing a banjo.

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