Sat. Jan 23rd, 2021

Scientists are investigating how a Newry man while only making a cup of tea leaves the kitchen looking like a fucking bomb site we can reveal.

While it’s a worldwide phenomenon that men seemingly think the kitchen fairy comes in at night to clean up after them, this is the first such detailed study to be carried out.

Leading scientist Dr Reece Sink told Newry Spud:

“We need to find out how and why men in Newry seemingly have to leave the kitchen looking like Chernobyl when only making a cup of tea. It really is a baffling conundrum.”

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