Sun. Jan 24th, 2021


Ireland’s most expensive and dubious Personal Trainer has been named as Newry man Oliver Harkin it has been revealed.

Oliver charges his client’s £50 an hour to tell them not to eat shite food and make them run an hour on a treadmill.

Newry Spud spoke to a delighted Oliver today while he was looking at himself in the mirror and he told us:

“Look, if these gullible shites want to give me £50 an hour who am I to say no? What other job would you get paid £50 to watch some of Newry’s finest MILF’s holes all day long?”

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