Ireland’s most expensive and dubious Personal Trainer has been named as Newry man Oliver Harkin it has been revealed.
Oliver charges his client’s £50 an hour to tell them not to eat shite food and make them run an hour on a treadmill.
Newry Spud spoke to a delighted Oliver today while he was looking at himself in the mirror and he told us:
“Look, if these gullible shites want to give me £50 an hour who am I to say no? What other job would you get paid £50 to watch some of Newry’s finest MILF’s holes all day long?”