Tue. Dec 1st, 2020

A Newry man who is denying paternity of his 2 month old son has told Newry Court that he cannot be the father as he only had sex with the mother of the baby at night when his sperm was ‘asleep’ we can reveal.

The man who told the court about his ‘sleeping sperm’ caused uproar and laughter when he told the judge about his snoozing swimmers.

But sitting Judge Kevin Finnegan told him he had to take a DNA test and that sperm ‘don’t rest at night’.

We spoke with the man after the court ruling and he told us:

“I always genuinely thought my man-juice was sleeping at night so I just didn’t bother wearing a condom after 9pm. My sex education teachers have a lot to fucking answer for the smart arses!”

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