Sun. Jan 24th, 2021


Local man Mick Quinn faced the ultimate nightmare this morning when he realised his mobile phone only had 3% battery life after he forgot to switch his plug on before bed last night.

Mick said he was forced to stare at himself in the mirror the whole time, he actually never knew he had a mirror in the bathroom before this morning.

He told Newry Spud:

“Today was the first time in nearly a decade that I had to do a bowel movement without the assistance of a mobile phone.

When I noticed that I only had 3% battery left on my phone, I seriously considered taking my Laptop into the toilet with me, but I thought it’d be too awkward so I just had to bite the bullet.”

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