Fri. Jan 22nd, 2021


In the latest fad to hit Facebook ‘Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Loves you’ followed by a mathematical percentage has went drastically wrong for one Newry man last night.

Peader Lynch who thought he would take part in the harmless little app on Facebook.

Unfortunately for Peader the app told him that his girlfriend of 6 years ‘Loves you Zero% you big Newry Wanker Face’.

We spoke with Peader who was in his Barcroft home listening to The Cure and playing with razorblades and he told Newry Spud:

“I’m shocked. I loved big Sally for this past 6 years. To be told she thinks I’m a big wanker face is hard to stomach, plenty of more fish in the sea and all.”

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