Wed. Dec 2nd, 2020

A Newry man has spoken today about the very sad breakup he was ‘forced into’ after a seemingly innocent request from his partner of 18 months.

The clearly distressed man explained to us that his now ex-girlfriend was running a bit late for the shops and had asked him to get her a packet of ‘sanitary pads’ in the nearby Tesco’s.

The young man told Newry Spud:

“When she mentioned to word ‘pads’ I froze in absolute shock. She expected me to walk into Tesco’s and buy her a packet of fanny pads, like, I mean, what to actual fuck? I made up an excuse and dumped her on the spot. It’s a pity, I loved her deeply but there are lines you don’t cross, and she fucking crossed them.”

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