Wed. Jan 20th, 2021



A Newry man has dumped his long-time girlfriend saying he ‘simply can’t put up with listening to Ed Sheeran’s Galway Girl’ anymore.

The man who asked not to be identified spoke to Newry Spud:

“I had been with my woman for 12 years, we have 3 lovely kids and life was more or less perfect. Then that ginger wanker released his latest album and my woman has ‘Galway Girl’ on everywhere, in the car, the kitchen, the living room, the final straw was when she insisted on playing it when we were to buck in the bedroom…all I could see was Sheeran’s big ginger head…uggh..”

It is thought the woman is quite happy after being dumped and is looking for a new man in the greater Newry area. She is looking a ‘quirky’ ginger fella.

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