With today being the first day of February a Newry man has said he’s going to dump his partner of 2 months as Valentine’s day draws near we can reveal.
The relationship that was seemingly going well is ‘not worth paying a fortune for’ said the miserable bastard.
The 27 year old James TightHole told Newry Spud:
“She’s a lovely girl and all. But, she’s already been dropping hints about roses and chocolates and all thon shite.
I’m working 5 days a week in thon Teleperformance baah not Trump fucking Tower hi. She may look for some other mug. But, if she’s still single around March I’ll take her back LOL.”