Sat. Feb 27th, 2021
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With today being the first day of February a Newry man has said he’s going to dump his partner of 2 months as Valentine’s day draws near we can reveal.

The relationship that was seemingly going well is ‘not worth paying a fortune for’ said the miserable bastard.

The 27 year old James TightHole told Newry Spud:

“She’s a lovely girl and all. But, she’s already been dropping hints about roses and chocolates and all thon shite.

I’m working 5 days a week in thon Teleperformance baah not Trump fucking Tower hi. She may look for some other mug. But, if she’s still single around March I’ll take her back LOL.”

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