A Newry man who drives a Corsa is not gay and could actually beat your shite in we can reveal.
According to widely held misconceptions the man from Newry who spends more time on his hair and tan is still a mad bastard and has fists like shovels.
We spoke with the man who was getting a facial (insert joke here) and he told Newry Spud:
“Just because I drive a Corsa and spend most of my spare time beautifying myself please don’t let that confuse you. I’m metrosexual and enjoy the finer things in life but ill knock your shite out if you look sideways at me.”