A Newry man has crashed into the only Double Decker London bus in Ireland we can reveal.
Johnny ‘Panzer’ Boyle was in Belfast when he made a bee line for the big bus that you literally couldn’t miss.
A clearly agitated Panzer told Newry Spud:
“It could only fucking happen to me baah. I was up in Belfast and saw this big London bus, I just automatically wanted to drive at the fucking thing. I don’t know what came over me. I could have swore Gavin Malone was driving the bus.”