Sat. Jan 23rd, 2021


A deluded Newry dog owner is absolutely convinced that his 6 year-old Labrador ‘Blackie’ who shares 99.7% of his DNA with wild savaging wolves has his ‘favourite’ flavour dog food.

The dog lover who also is convinced he shares a ‘deep’ and ‘meaningful’ relationship with his dog told Newry Spud:

“Blackie loves his chicken and liver feed from Pedigree. I know he just wouldn’t like any other cheaper food or even a different flavour, he adores his chicken and liver almost as much as he loves me.”

But Blackie the dog told Newry Spud:

“This fucker is crazy. I only stay around because he feeds me lovely food although I would like a change in flavour from chicken and liver from time to time. He’s also convinced I ‘love’ him, I can’t stand the dickhead. He’s insufferable. Please rescue me.”

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