Sun. Nov 29th, 2020

A Bessbrook soccer star has claimed that the world’s most famous male porn star is his father we can reveal.

David ‘Eggy’ Edgar said it is ‘most likely’ the case that Ron Jeremy is his father after a trip to Bessbrook in the late 1970s.

The revelation only came to light when Edgar decided to grow a ridiculous moustache.

David told Newry Spud:

“I’m the spitting image of the big man Ron Jeremy, in fact, between you and me; a few women have told me that as well if you know what I mean. I’m changing my name by deed poll in the morning to read ‘David Ronald Jeremey-Edgar’.

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