Wed. Jan 20th, 2021



A Newry man has said he couldn’t be arsed getting the Christmas tree out of the attic and ‘isn’t really bothered to be honest’ he has said.

Tony (Sid) Hughes has been avoiding his partner Fiona’s continuous requests to get the tree out of the attic so they can decorate the tree together as some kind of bonding session.

But Tony told Newry Spud:

“I honestly couldn’t be annoyed about Christmas. She has been going on and on about this fucking tree since September.

If she wants it up she can get her own hole up to thon attic and get the tree because there’s more chance of John Lennon leading a Beatles reunion than there is of me going up and getting that useless plastic piece of shit tree.”

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